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If you’re here to pitch us your latest miracle CBD gummies, promote an offshore casino, or offer us a “high-authority backlink opportunity” from your cousin’s blog about cryptocurrency and cat yoga — kindly direct your email into the nearest black hole. We assure you, it will receive the same level of attention.

Fabricati Diem is not a marketplace for SEO schemes, affiliate spam, or thinly veiled marketing disguised as thought leadership. We receive these pitches daily, and while they do provide a certain comedic value, we’d prefer to keep our inbox free of banana-scented nonsense.

However, if you’re a real human with a real reason to get in touch — whether it’s a tip, a correction, a collaboration idea, or a message that doesn’t involve the phrase “DA 90+” — we’d love to hear from you.

Messages are most likely carried swiftly via encrypted packets, not clacks towers — but the spirit of the semaphore lives on.

We read every message that isn’t obviously written by a bot or a marketing intern with a quota. If you don’t hear back, it’s probably because your email was mistaken for a pitch about blockchain-powered beard oil, adult diapers – or both.

Thanks for reaching out — unless you’re not who we just described. In which case, thanks for not.